Recalculating

I have a GPS. Right now, it is set to Jill, but I think I need to change it to Jack. It is so much more fun to say "Come on Jack" than "Come on Jill." Which is another discussion altogether and not the topic of this post. See, the thing with Jill is that she doesn't always give the most logical directions. She gets me where I am going, but sometimes she adds steps making it more complicated than it needs to be. I volunteer at the American Museum of Magic each week, and Jill gives me directions to get off the interstate, drive through town, and then get back on the interstate, instead of having me drive one exit further to the junction where the N/S interstate hooks up with the E/W interstate. And Jill always has me skip the closest on-ramp and drive to the next one. It does make one wonder. So, yes, even though Jill is more geographically adept than I am, she is not the most efficient router I've ever come across. I bet there is some brilliant life analogy, but I'm just going to leave it at a funny GPS.