Here are the things that won't get me out. Never have I ever:
- been skiing on snow
- watched the Oscars (love the red carpet pictures, but I have never watched the show)
- watched an episode of the Simpsons (or needed to, for that matter)
- broken a bone
- dyed my hair
- owned a minivan
- done Sudoku
- made a birdhouse
- been to NYC
- purchased a brand new vehicle
- had an alcoholic beverage
- run a marathon (or wanted to!)
- owned a washer and dryer (to my chagrin)
- played poker
- played real golf
- been on a cruise
- had my wisdom teeth out
- owned the 64 count box of Crayola crayons (I always wanted them)
- watched the Super Bowl
- worked a custodial job
- eaten haggis
- had a middle name
- cooked a turkey
- flown first class
- owned a real Care Bear or Cabbage Patch doll (I had siblings who had one, but not me. Which is fine. I can't say I feel deprived at all)
- written a thesis. Or dissertation
- ridden on one of those electric scooters (Lime, Bird, whatever they all are)
- taken a taxi in the US (I have in the Dominican Republic, though)
- seen Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
- seen a real panda bear (which makes me sad)
- played Scrabble
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