Monday, June 13, 2022

Dear Universe

Dear Universe,

I am a HUGE fan of watermelon! It's amazing. Basically as soon as summer comes, I just want to eat watermelon non-stop.

My only suggestion--and it's a minor one--is to make it with fewer seeds inside. It's not that we earth people haven't tried, but no matter how seedless it's advertised as, the watermelon never is. I'm not saying we go straight-up no seeds. That might cause some growing problems. I assume. I'm just saying, fewer? Or maybe, more convenient to remove? 

But sloths? Don't change a thing. 

Yours,

An appreciative resident



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