As cliche as it sounds, I can't believe October is almost over. It really is a mystery how time passes so quickly, but can drag on forever at the same time.
Other mysteries of the universe or whatever else there are mysteries of:
Why is it that people stink so badly at communication?
How do all my co-workers manage to be world travelers, but I can't even manage to get 8 hours of vacation time?
Does doing all those flips and stuff really prevent you from getting shot in a gun fight? Because they do it all the time in action shows, and I am a bit skeptical. And even in a fight, it seems that doing acrobatics would be inefficient and would open up your defense.
What is American food?
Why is it that when passing a sign-up sheet around a room of grown adults, it always causes mass confusion and never makes it to everyone? Why is this so hard?
Who decided to call bunions bunions? Because bunion is such a doofy word, but bunions aren't really doofy.
Why are humans so keen on replacing themselves with artificial intelligence?
Why can't academic papers ever be interesting? I swear there's some sort of rule that says they have to be as dry and incomprehensible as possible, which is just dumb.
Why do we care so much about celebrity?
How is it that I can sleep for 8 hours and wake up feeling like it never happened?
If anyone knows a good universal mystery detective, I'd take a referral.
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