Dear Universe, 

We could use more pandas and penguins. And sloths. Butterflies would be good, too. Elephants. We can always use more elephants. Do you have any in stock? And would you be interested in swapping your adorable critters for some schumpters? We seem to have an overstock here.

If you are not interested in a trade, are you accepting relocations of people who are looking for a more adorable place to live?

A resident