The No Thanks list

A "No Thanks List" is the opposite of a bucket list: things you DON'T want to do before you die. If all goes well, you will never cross any of these off your No Thanks List. 

Run a marathon

Be on a jury for a serial killer

Have my face printed on anything. Or have an action figure of myself.

Be famous.

Go to jail. 

Go to space. 

Be a CEO.

Be on the news.

Climb Mt. Everest.

Sail around the world.

Experience a hurricane.

Go skydiving.

Be president of anything. 

Eat bugs.

Be on a reality TV show.

Go gluten free.

Go dairy free.

Wear stiletto heels.

Step on a frog.