Burp Kablooey

Burp Kablooey is the hottest new game for the ten and unders. Invented by a three-year-old, it definitely knows its intended audience. 

To play Burp Kablooey, you will need:

• One balloon per kablooey team
• One kablooey rag per kablooey team. A kablooey rag is any rag you have laying around your house. 
• A kablooey court. This is basically any area with room to move around in. A backyard, family room, gymnasium, or park will all work.

A kablooey team consists of two people, the burper and the kablooey-er. 

How to play:

The burper uses his/her feet to kick the balloon in the air. When they have successfully kicked the balloon with their feet, they call out, "Burp!"

The kablooeyer then tries to hit the balloon with the kablooey rag. If they are successful, they call out, "Kablooey!"

The burper may be standing, sitting, or laying down. They may lay on a couch or the ground. The kablooey rag may be damp or dry, but if you use a wet rag, be aware that when the kablooeyer hits the balloon, a very wet kablooey rag will spray water droplets everywhere.

Scoring:
The point is not to score, the point is to say "burp" and "kablooey". If you want to keep score you can, but it is not an essential part of the game.

A standard game of Burp Kablooey is played as doubles, with a burper and a kablooeyer, but you may also play singles Burp Kablooey. 

Multiple Burp Kablooey teams may occupy the same kablooey court at the same time; however, this could result in increased occurences of injury. 

And that is how you play Burp Kablooey, the hottest new game out there.