One Hell of a trip--haha

A co-worker and I were talking a few weeks ago and somehow got on the subject of places named Hell. I lived not to far from Hell, Michigan for a while and she has been to Hell, Norway. Well, naturally, we decided that a tour of Hell would be an awesome trip to go on someday. There aren't actually that many Hells:

• Hell, California (this is a ghost town)
• Hell, Michigan (a favorite for tourists visiting in winter, when they can say Hell has frozen over)
• Hell, Grand Cayman, in the Cayman Islands (in terms of heat, probably closer than Hell, MI to the stereotypical hell)
• Hell, Norway (with a sign that says, "God's Expedition". Translation: goods expedition, but where's the fun in that)
• Hell Cave, Slovenia (not a city, but it's hell)
• Hell Creek near Jordan Montana (again, close enough)

I don't know how many hells would be added if you threw in foreign languages, or if there are more variations like "Hell Cave" or "Hell Creek" that the internet just doesn't know about. But, this seems like a pretty good start. 

Now, the best part of taking a tour of all the Hells on earth is the out of office message you get to set. So many amazing possibilities, like "I'm out of the office. If you would like to reach me, go to Hell." Or "I went to hell. Be back in two weeks." Or variations thereon. You got to have fun with it, though. 

If you'd like to come along on this lovely world tour, you're more than welcome. If you do, I'll see you in Hell!