Thursday, February 20, 2014

Top Reasons Why I Should Never Become a Bobsledder

1. My head functions better in one piece, and given my lack of coordination, it probably wouldn't stay in one piece for long.
2. I've never been up for roller coasters.
3. Yes. Ice. I get plenty of it without bobsledding.
4. My real talent is in spectating.
5. No cool Jamaican accent anywhere in this girl.
6. I don't think I'd look that good in spandex.

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