Smart stuff

 Everything is smart these days--refrigerators, dryers, toilets, vacuums. But there is one thing that is not smart that should be: elevators.

At work, if I push the button to go down, and the elevator is going up and has to stop on my floor anyway, (because someone is getting off, for example), it will still stop on my floor on the way back down. So I've got two options. I can stand there like a dummy and let the elevator go up and catch it on the way down. Or, I can get on, wait for more people to get on going down, and we all stop at my floor where the elevator doors open and no one is there. And I get to make the tiresome joke: "And this is the elevator picking me up...". (Or another popular quip people like to make is that it is the Holy Ghost. We do work in a religious institution). 

And every time, EVERY time, I think, "Why is it the elevator can't get information that no one is there because they got on when it stopped going up?" And I'm sure someone could argue that it actually makes sense in some weird elevator traffic logic, but it's hard to see how stopping at empty floors is efficient. 

So, if anyone knows anyone in elevator programming, could you see if they could make a smart elevator? Thanks.

today was brought to you by

Dry erase markers (which I used to organize my white board at work. The only organized thing about my day)

My $5 bed (that I laid in for an hour after waking up, just enjoying the comfort and putting off the day)

Meetings (of which I had 6, 2 of which were at the same time and so I missed the first 10 minutes of one, and I think they might have been the most important 10 minutes)

Missing lunch because of meetings (pretty normal, actually)

Microsoft Office (which I used to create multiple training documents for presentations tomorrow. Lucky me)

Chocolate chip cookie dough (which I ate raw, and also ate fresh-baked from the oven)

Clocks (a constant reminder that I am running out of time to get things done and the to-do list is long)

It's a day!

I found out that today is National Winnie-the-Pooh day! So, what I love about the Winnie-the-Pooh books is that you read it and you absolutely enter a child's world. The characters? They are exactly what our inner child would create. The writing is exactly how a child thinks, with things that adults deal with as lowercase, but kids see as magical Uppercase things. The dilemmas and sticky situations are very kid. The Winnie-the-Pooh books are among the best. And now I want to read them again.

I also discovered it is National Michigan Day. Which begs the question of whether all states have a national day, but have been a Michigan resident, I just want to give a shout out to Michigan. I loved living there. It was a beautiful place (winters could be fierce, but whatever). I miss my apartments there, I miss driving around there, I miss the squirrels, I miss the people I knew. The demonym is Michigander, which how great is that? The only thing I don't miss is the abundance of geese in the spring and summer. So rah rah, Michigan!

And that's it for our days. Hope yours was a good one.

I might be ready for 2024

I know that we are already over 2 weeks into the new year, but I think I might be almost ready for it. Or at least, as ready as one can be (which honestly, that whole mentality is putting a lot of pressure on 2024 and that seems unfair. I mean, it has 12 months and 365 days that all just kind of do their own thing, why is it 2024's fault if the days and months goof up? Besides, it's the people that make the mess, not the calendar!! Poor time!)

There's a reason I feel like I'm just getting into the swing of things. I started the year out with a misery of a cold (sore nose from all the kleenexes, loads of snot, and a cough that came from the chest). And I am just now hitting the point where I feel like I'm more or less over it. Which is a bummer, because now I don't have anything to blame being exhausted on!

Also, I had a sprained wrist, the result of ice skating, and even though it really only hurt when twisting or lifting things for the last week and a half or two, it was still a nuisance. And it meant I couldn't exercise (which did NOT help with the sluggishness). 

Those two things made it hard to really get my head in the new year, and then we hired 3 new employees on my team, and three of our other employees have been on vacation and before that various members of the team were all traveling, and it is a really weird way to start the year. Today was the first time in like 6 weeks--maybe 2 months!--that I've seen my boss in person, and I have coworkers that I haven't seen for that long, so it definitely creates a weird vibe. But now, everyone is starting to come back and we have our new people, and so it feels like things are kicking off. 

And, so, Happy New Year!!!!