And if Norwuz doesn't work, you can try Ugadi (a new year celebrated in some states in India, celebrated at the same time as Gudi Padwa and Cheti Chand, which are other Indian new years) or Navreh (a Kashmiri new year, so also India) next month. And a bunch of other Indian cultures celebrate their new year in April. There is also Sri Lanka's national new year, and Malaysia celebrates a new year somewhere in there, and Bangladesh.
And if 2021 still isn't up to snuff, the Serer people in Africa celebrate their new year in June. And so do the Dogon people, also in Africa.
Then there's Muharram, the Islamic new year celebration, starting on August 31st this year, and the Coptic new year in September, and the Ethiopian new year at the same time. And it looks like a bunch more Indian cultures have new years scattered through the fall. And Rosh Hoshanah, the Jewish new year, in early September.
And if 2021 really just isn't doing it for you, I guess you can end it early with Quviasukvik***, the Inuit, Aleut, and Yupik new year, which is held in December.
What do we learn from all of this? Well, first, we learn that calendars are just pretend****. But as long as we all keep believing, it will be fine.
Then we learn that maybe January 1st isn't the only time to celebrate a new beginning and to try to improve. Because new beginnings are happening all the time, everywhere! So, feel free to declare your own personal new year any time you want.
And, we also learn that it is super fun to live in a world where we celebrate the new year in different ways--and at different times! That is so cool! Hooray!