Signs that you are a boardgamer

If you or someone you know exhibit any of the following characteristics, you might have a serious boardgamer on your hands:

1. You never travel without a supply of board games
2. You keep stats on your games
3. Monopoly is not considered a board game
4. Rather than eat at a nice restaurant, you buy board games
5. Your games are usually not sold at Walmart
6. One of the first things you look for in a new town is it's game store
7. The instructions to your board games reads like a Master's Thesis
8. People consult you about which board games to play
9. Your desk is easily identifiable because of the games stashed there
10. You are a self-proclaimed board game evangelist
11. You have hosted or plan to host a board game dinner (and you know what a board game dinner is!)

If you or someone you know display any of these traits, then you are quite likely a boardgamer. In which case, I (though not a board gamer) hope I am invited to your next party.